Let's Fix the Problem By Making It Worse

by JS

I am a fan of Easily Distracted, but there’s a lot to dislike about this particular post on ghostwriting academic work. The first thing that jumps out is how disingenuous and scornful Burke is towards anybody who isn’t a practicing scholar with a cushy faculty position, a shiny Ph.D., and a truckload of well received and influential work. I’m exaggerating of course, but consider the atmospherics (bold formatting is mine):

I’d feel personally uncomfortable with telling an assistant to go into an archive or library and get me everything on a particular subject or topic, but as long as I read what they brought back myself rather than rely on their summary representation of it, I guess that could work okay in some cases. I know I wouldn’t be comfortable at all with drafts prepared by an assistant: if my name is on it, I wrote it or co-wrote it with a peer author based on extensive collaboration and conversation between us.

Burke has been grading too many undergraduate papers. In the real world, there are many intelligent people working as research assistants and ghostwriters that have the mental facilities needed to do things like go to the library and write reports. Presumably they don’t drool, and they can also chew gum and walk simultaneously.

Maybe these people don’t have Ph.Ds. (something Burke himself discourages [money quote: "Short answer: no."], gotta keep the riffraff out of the ivory tower unless they’re paying tuition) and maybe they are working towards other types of careers. I don’t think it is a stretch to imagine that the quality of research assistants and ghostwriters, much like the faculty members who employ them, varies quite a bit. But Burke doesn’t have to engage the varying quality of these researchers because, as he points out, they are invisible. Go ahead, paint with a wide brush.

What really bothers me is Burke’s prescription for fixing the problem (comment #2, bold formatting is mine):

See, that seems to me to be a system which, quite aside from its abuse by ghostwriters, is crying out for some judicious reduction down to principal authors and no more, putting supporting participants into some kind of author’s note or contributions note.

We should solve the problem of ghostwriters by making them more invisible and elevating the academic hierarchy even further.  This catastrophically misses the true cause of the problem, the entrenched methods of funding research. Here’s how it works–only certain people are qualified to apply for many kinds (but not all) available grants. These people, by and large, are tenured or tenure-track faculty members at qualifying institutions. They get the money, and because they get the money (and spend most of their time doing so), they are free to farm out research tasks to the many anonymous people they can then hire with the newly acquired lucre. Want to fund pharmaceutical research? Go to the pharmaceutical companies. Why are ghostwriters so prevalent? Follow the money.

Three simple solutions come to mind: cut funding for research so that faculty don’t have to spend the time applying for grants (and consequently have to do the work themselves since they cannot afford to hire anyone), make funding a less hierarchical process (and thus erode the persistent institutional barriers that force many effective researchers into ghostwriting obscurity), or keep the assistants but make them full authors and a respected and visible part of the process (mandated by the terms of the grant). I’m not claiming these solutions would work, or that they would not have unintended consequences. I am claiming that they are among a number of more obvious first cuts than forcing assistants into even greater obscurity. But that’s where Burke goes first. Shameful.

[Aside: In the pantheon of academic blind spots, faculty quirks, and advisor horror stories, Burke's less than charitable view towards the abilities of assistants is a relatively minor case. This is a lot better than, for example, a professor who only appoints research assistants for 19hrs instead of 20hrs a week in order to avoid having to chip in for health insurance, something I was shocked to learn actually happens and am thankful I have never encountered.]

[Full Disclosure: I am a research assistant who receives co-author or primary author credit on all the work that I help produce. My wife works as a research assistant as well, and she often does not receive author credit for the work she helps produce, even though her work is superlative. Since she thinks you'd be unjustified in thinking badly of her colleagues, she wanted me to mention that in her opinion her supervisors' use of her work has at all times adhered to the current standards for academic honesty and responsibility.]

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