Quote of the Day
by JS
Tips from an expert (on some elevators): If you press either the floor you are on or the floor you are going to, the doors will close. If you press the door close button and the floor you’re going to at the same time, the elevator goes express.
Comments
My close door button definitely works, I don’t care what the neo-liberal-atheistic-closet-computer-addled-geeks say!
Just checking what the moderator will let me get away with.
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